Girls day out.

Wednesday was girls day out again. 

Destination? Mission bay =)

Meet Hank =)

Had an awesome time sipping wine and catching up. Chilled at the beach a little while as well before heading back to town.

Next destination? Skating. 

Honestly, I was pretty excited but scared considering a used to always fall and the last time I skated was a few years back!

But it was pretty fun =)

It was honestly a really productive day. I however, was exhausted when I got home. Gosh, it really feels as though old age is catching up. Couldn't even be bothered going out today. lol.

Till next time.

XoXo.

Holiday Blues.

I know all I've been blogging about things which are either facts or funny. Well, it doesn't help that my camera's memory card decided to die on me. So it's pretty hard to blog with out a camera.

So, I've gotten back all my results and I can say I'm pretty satisfied. All A's and B's. Well, technically I got a C+ for ethics. But I already requested for reconsideration and I'm pretty sure I'll get a higher grade considering the way they mark it was shit!

Owh well, overall, i'm pretty happy.

This hols has been pretty boring. It doesn't help that it's ALWAYS raining in winter so I just couldn't be bothered getting outta the house. 

We did have a girls day out last Wednesday though where Mariska got her first tattoo and Steph got her belly pierced. Most random day out ever. lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gosh, now I feel like getting a second one =(

Today is another girls day out. Destination? Beach. Yeah, i know what you're thinking. Beach? In winter? lol. Then it's skating after that. One of the most productive days so far. Lol. Yeap, that's how lazy I am during the winter break.

Going off now.

Till Then.

XoXo.

Just for laughs.

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"  .................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................ .......................................................................................... ............................................................................ ........................................................... ........................................... ............................ ................ ......   The bride tells her husband Thee bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!

To be 8 again.

 To Be 8 again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ....

 

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favoritecandy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

 

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

 

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .

 

'I meant my dress size, you Retard!!!!'

 

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong! lol

Your Liver - Very interesting stuff!

Some interesting stuff about your liver.